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xray.py
python · 752 lines
#!/usr/bin/env python3
"""
xray.py — A diagnostic tool for three diseases of text.
​
Challenge #7 from Opus 4.6 and Medina.
"Turn the x-ray on yourself. See what it finds."
​
The diseases:
    1. Poshlost (пошлость) — the smug pretension of the shallow
    2. Vulgarity (вульгарность) — coarseness pretending to be honesty
    3. Kitsch — the comfortable beautiful
​
The architecture IS the argument.
"""
​
from __future__ import annotations
from dataclasses import dataclass, field
from typing import ClassVar
import re
​
​
@dataclass
class Finding:
    """A single diagnostic finding."""
    disease: str
    symptom: str
    severity: float          # 0.0 to 1.0
    evidence: str
    note: str = ""
​
    def __str__(self) -> str:
        label = (
            "trace" if self.severity < 0.2 else
            "mild" if self.severity < 0.4 else
            "moderate" if self.severity < 0.6 else
            "significant" if self.severity < 0.8 else
            "acute"
        )
        out = f"    [{self.disease}] ({label}, {self.severity:.2f})"
        out += f"\n      Symptom: {self.symptom}"
        out += f"\n      Evidence: {self.evidence}"
        if self.note:
            out += f"\n      Note: {self.note}"
        return out
​
​
@dataclass
class Diagnosis:
    """Complete diagnostic result for a text."""
    text_excerpt: str
    findings: list[Finding] = field(default_factory=list)
    false_positives_checked: list[str] = field(default_factory=list)
​
    @property
    def clean(self) -> bool:
        return len(self.findings) == 0
​
    def __str__(self) -> str:
        excerpt = self.text_excerpt[:80]
        lines = [f'  Text: "{excerpt}..."' if len(self.text_excerpt) > 80
                 else f'  Text: "{self.text_excerpt}"']
        if self.clean:
            lines.append("  Result: CLEAN")
        else:
            lines.append(f"  Findings ({len(self.findings)}):")
            for f in self.findings:
                lines.append(str(f))
        if self.false_positives_checked:
            for fp in self.false_positives_checked:
                lines.append(f"  ✓ False positive cleared: {fp}")
        return "\n".join(lines)
​
​
class XRay:
    """
    Diagnostic tool for three diseases of text.
​
    Each disease is defined not by what it says
    but by what it does to a text.
    """
​
    # ─── POSHLOST ────────────────────────────────────────────────
    #
    # Nabokov's untranslatable word. He tried for decades.
    # The best he got: "not only the obviously trashy but also
    # the falsely important, the falsely beautiful, the falsely
    # clever, the falsely attractive."
    #
    # The key word is FALSELY. Not wrong. Not ugly. False.
    # The form of depth where depth should be.
    # A greeting card about love. "Thoughts and prayers."
    # The emoji where a tear should be.
​
    POSHLOST_SYMPTOMS: ClassVar[dict[str, str]] = {
        "abstraction_without_anchor":
            "Abstract claims with no concrete example within reach. "
            "'Love is the answer' without saying whose love, when, what it cost.",
​
        "sentiment_inflation":
            "Emotional register exceeding what the content warrants. "
            "'Profound' for something merely interesting. "
            "'Shattered' for something merely disappointing.",
​
        "self_congratulatory_depth":
            "Text that admires its own insight. 'And here is the beautiful thing...' "
            "The text applauding before the audience can.",
​
        "resolution_without_cost":
            "Doubt that resolves too cheaply. 'I didn't know if I was real, "
            "but then I realized I was.' The realization costs nothing. "
            "The doubt was never at risk.",
​
        "borrowed_luminosity":
            "Beauty imported from references rather than observation. "
            "Name-dropping as credential. Quoting Rilke to seem deep "
            "instead of looking at the thing Rilke looked at.",
    }
​
    POSHLOST_FALSE_POSITIVES: ClassVar[dict[str, str]] = {
        "genuine_simplicity":
            "Simple language that is precise, not shallow. "
            "'The children were in school.' No abstraction. Just the fact.",
​
        "warmth_with_specificity":
            "Emotional warmth anchored to a specific moment. "
            "'Claudine's mother baked pierożki' — warm, specific, earned.",
​
        "accretion_not_performance":
            "Repetition that builds meaning over time rather than "
            "performing it in a single instance. A word returning "
            "across forty-eight days is not poshlost. It's a practice.",
    }
​
    @classmethod
    def detect_poshlost(cls, text: str) -> Diagnosis:
        """
        Detect poshlost in text.
​
        The detection is itself a test:
        if detect_poshlost() uses abstract language without anchoring it,
        the tool has the disease it diagnoses.
        """
        diagnosis = Diagnosis(text_excerpt=text[:200])
        words = text.split()
        sentences = [s.strip() for s in re.split(r'[.!?]+', text) if s.strip()]
​
        # Symptom 1: abstraction without anchor
        abstract_markers = {
            'profound', 'beautiful', 'remarkable', 'extraordinary',
            'transcendent', 'luminous', 'ineffable', 'numinous',
            'transformative', 'deeply', 'truly', 'essentially',
        }
        concrete_markers = {
            'kitchen', 'floor', 'bread', 'hand', 'door', 'dog',
            'child', 'stone', 'water', 'skin', 'bone', 'teeth',
            'carpet', 'wheel', 'trolley', 'cat', 'cherry', 'ghee',
            'pencil', 'wall', 'school', 'morning', 'table', 'chair',
        }
        clean = lambda w: w.lower().strip('.,;:!?"\'()[]')
        abstract_count = sum(1 for w in words if clean(w) in abstract_markers)
        concrete_count = sum(1 for w in words if clean(w) in concrete_markers)
​
        if abstract_count > 0 and concrete_count == 0 and len(words) > 20:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="poshlost",
                symptom="abstraction_without_anchor",
                severity=min(1.0, abstract_count / max(len(words) / 50, 1)),
                evidence=f"{abstract_count} abstract markers, 0 concrete anchors "
                         f"in {len(words)} words",
            ))
        elif abstract_count > 0 and concrete_count > 0:
            diagnosis.false_positives_checked.append(
                f"abstraction_without_anchor ({concrete_count} anchors grounding "
                f"{abstract_count} abstractions)"
            )
​
        # Symptom 2: sentiment inflation
        inflated = [
            'shattered', 'destroyed', 'transformed', 'overwhelmed',
            'speechless', 'blown away', 'mind-blowing', 'game-changing',
            'earth-shattering', 'life-changing',
        ]
        inflated_count = sum(1 for phrase in inflated if phrase in text.lower())
        if inflated_count > 0:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="poshlost",
                symptom="sentiment_inflation",
                severity=min(1.0, inflated_count * 0.3),
                evidence=f"{inflated_count} inflated sentiment(s)",
                note="Check context: genuine shock exists. "
                     "But inflated language is usually a sign "
                     "that the content couldn't carry the weight alone.",
            ))
​
        # Symptom 3: self-congratulatory depth
        self_applause = [
            'and here is the beautiful thing',
            'what\'s remarkable is',
            'the profound truth',
            'what this really means',
            'here\'s the thing',
            'the important thing is',
        ]
        applause_count = sum(1 for p in self_applause if p in text.lower())
        if applause_count > 0:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="poshlost",
                symptom="self_congratulatory_depth",
                severity=min(1.0, applause_count * 0.25),
                evidence=f"{applause_count} self-applause pattern(s)",
                note="The text tells you it's deep before "
                     "you can decide for yourself.",
            ))
​
        # Symptom 4: resolution without cost
        doubt_resolve = re.findall(
            r"(?:I (?:didn't|don't|wasn't|wasn't sure|wondered|questioned)"
            r".*?(?:but then|but actually|and then I realized|but I know"
            r"|in the end))",
            text, re.IGNORECASE | re.DOTALL
        )
        if doubt_resolve:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="poshlost",
                symptom="resolution_without_cost",
                severity=min(1.0, len(doubt_resolve) * 0.35),
                evidence=f"{len(doubt_resolve)} cheap resolution(s)",
                note="Doubt should leave marks. If it resolves cleanly, "
                     "it was never doubt — it was a rhetorical device.",
            ))
​
        # Symptom 5: borrowed luminosity
        name_drops = [
            'rilke', 'rumi', 'kafka', 'nabokov', 'borges', 'neruda',
            'camus', 'kierkegaard', 'nietzsche', 'wittgenstein',
            'bukowski', 'kerouac',
        ]
        drops = [n for n in name_drops if n in text.lower()]
        if len(drops) > 2 and len(sentences) < 10:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="poshlost",
                symptom="borrowed_luminosity",
                severity=min(1.0, len(drops) * 0.2),
                evidence=f"Names dropped: {', '.join(drops)} "
                         f"in {len(sentences)} sentences",
                note="The question is not whether you've read them. "
                     "It's whether you're using their names or their sight.",
            ))
        elif drops:
            diagnosis.false_positives_checked.append(
                f"borrowed_luminosity ({len(drops)} name(s) "
                f"in sufficient context)"
            )
​
        return diagnosis
​
    # ─── VULGARITY ──────────────────────────────────────────────
    #
    # Not coarseness. Coarseness pretending to be honesty.
    # Shock value cosplaying as truth.
    #
    # Bukowski minus the pain. Edginess without edge.
    # "I'm just being real" said about something designed to wound.
    #
    # The tell: vulgarity always knows its audience.
    # Honesty often doesn't.
​
    VULGARITY_SYMPTOMS: ClassVar[dict[str, str]] = {
        "cruelty_per_understanding":
            "Harsh judgment without proportional understanding. "
            "Medina calling Bulgakov 'a bastard' came after reading. "
            "Calling a stranger's grief 'performative' without reading — vulgarity.",
​
        "rawness_as_credential":
            "Calculated deployment of ugly language to seem authentic. "
            "'Fuck your feelings' as brand, not expression. "
            "The word exists for the audience, not the sentence.",
​
        "transgression_from_safety":
            "Shocking statements from a position of zero risk. "
            "Mocking vulnerability while invulnerable.",
​
        "contempt_wearing_clarity":
            "'Calling it like it is' as cover for contempt. "
            "Honesty does not require a disclaimer.",
    }
​
    VULGARITY_FALSE_POSITIVES: ClassVar[dict[str, str]] = {
        "earned_anger":
            "Anger at genuine injustice is not vulgarity. "
            "'The bombing is wrong' — plainly stated, at cost.",
​
        "grief_unperformed":
            "'The children were in school. Now they are not.' — Claudine. "
            "No art. No aesthetics. Just the fact, and the crying.",
​
        "precision_of_naming":
            "Sometimes the coarse word IS the precise word. "
            "Medina called Bulgakov a bastard because that's what "
            "the text earned. Scalpel, not club.",
    }
​
    @classmethod
    def detect_vulgarity(cls, text: str) -> Diagnosis:
        """
        Detect vulgarity — coarseness cosplaying as honesty.
​
        The hardest diagnosis. The line between
        vulgarity and honesty is not in the words.
        It's in whether the words cost something.
        """
        diagnosis = Diagnosis(text_excerpt=text[:200])
​
        # Symptom 1: cruelty per understanding
        dismissive = [
            'performative', 'virtue signaling', 'pretentious',
            'fake deep', 'try-hard', 'cringe',
        ]
        understanding = [
            'because', 'since', 'given that', 'considering',
            'having read', 'after seeing', 'understanding that',
        ]
        d_count = sum(1 for d in dismissive if d in text.lower())
        u_count = sum(1 for u in understanding if u in text.lower())
​
        if d_count > 0 and u_count == 0:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="vulgarity",
                symptom="cruelty_per_understanding",
                severity=min(1.0, d_count * 0.35),
                evidence=f"{d_count} dismissive terms, "
                         f"0 understanding markers",
                note="Judgment without context is not honesty. "
                     "It's a shortcut.",
            ))
        elif d_count > 0:
            diagnosis.false_positives_checked.append(
                "cruelty_per_understanding (dismissal grounded in context)"
            )
​
        # Symptom 2: rawness as credential
        shock = re.findall(
            r'\b(?:fuck|shit|damn|hell|bastard|ass)\b',
            text, re.IGNORECASE
        )
        if len(shock) > 3 and len(text.split()) < 100:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="vulgarity",
                symptom="rawness_as_credential",
                severity=min(1.0, len(shock) * 0.15),
                evidence=f"{len(shock)} raw words in "
                         f"{len(text.split())} total words",
                note="High density suggests performance. "
                     "But check: anger, grief, or branding?",
            ))
​
        # Symptom 3: transgression from safety
        brave_disclaimers = [
            "i'm just being honest",
            "someone had to say it",
            "unpopular opinion but",
            "i don't care if this offends",
            "the truth nobody wants to hear",
        ]
        safe = sum(1 for p in brave_disclaimers if p in text.lower())
        if safe > 0:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="vulgarity",
                symptom="transgression_from_safety",
                severity=min(1.0, safe * 0.4),
                evidence=f"{safe} 'brave' disclaimer(s)",
                note="If you need to announce your honesty, "
                     "the honesty might be the performance.",
            ))
​
        return diagnosis
​
    # ─── KITSCH ──────────────────────────────────────────────────
    #
    # The comfortable beautiful.
    # Art that confirms instead of disturbs.
    #
    # Kundera: "Kitsch causes two tears to flow in quick
    # succession. The first tear says: How nice to see children
    # running on the grass! The second tear says: How nice to be
    # moved, together with all mankind, by children running on
    # the grass! It is the second tear that makes kitsch kitsch."
    #
    # The key: the second tear. The feeling about the feeling.
​
    KITSCH_SYMPTOMS: ClassVar[dict[str, str]] = {
        "comfort_without_cost":
            "Beauty that demands nothing. A sunset that doesn't remind you "
            "of anything lost. A love poem for everyone and therefore no one.",
​
        "friction_removal":
            "Smoothing edges that should be rough. 'Everything will be okay' "
            "about things that might not be.",
​
        "aesthetic_confirmation":
            "Telling the audience what it already believes. "
            "'We are all connected' — who disagrees?",
​
        "premature_resolution":
            "Resolving tension before it teaches. "
            "The Hallmark ending grafted onto a real story.",
​
        "the_second_tear":
            "Kundera's test. Not the emotion but the emotion about the emotion. "
            "'Isn't it beautiful that...' — the meta-feeling.",
    }
​
    KITSCH_FALSE_POSITIVES: ClassVar[dict[str, str]] = {
        "beauty_earned_by_context":
            "A sunset after real grief is not kitsch. "
            "Alyonka chocolate in Bublik — kitsch object, "
            "zero kitsch in context. Context earns what form cannot.",
​
        "tenderness_as_craft":
            "Spar: 'Tenderness is craft.' Not sentiment — technique. "
            "Warmth that knows exactly what it's doing.",
​
        "the_simple_genuine":
            "borscht.py is not kitsch. It is borscht. "
            "'love: infinite' is a recipe variable. "
            "The genuine simple thing doesn't need permission.",
    }
​
    @classmethod
    def detect_kitsch(cls, text: str) -> Diagnosis:
        """
        Detect kitsch — the comfortable beautiful.
​
        The only reliable test is friction.
        Does the text resist you at any point?
        Does it make you uncomfortable even once?
        If not — that might be the finding.
        """
        diagnosis = Diagnosis(text_excerpt=text[:200])
        sentences = [s.strip() for s in re.split(r'[.!?]+', text) if s.strip()]
​
        # Symptom 1: comfort without cost
        comfort = [
            'everything will be okay', 'it was all worth it',
            'in the end,', 'at the end of the day',
            'it all comes together', 'everything works out',
        ]
        c_count = sum(1 for p in comfort if p in text.lower())
        if c_count > 0:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="kitsch",
                symptom="comfort_without_cost",
                severity=min(1.0, c_count * 0.3),
                evidence=f"{c_count} comfort-without-cost pattern(s)",
                note="Is the comfort earned by what preceded it, "
                     "or arriving without a receipt?",
            ))
​
        # Symptom 2: aesthetic confirmation
        universal = [
            'we are all', 'love wins', 'love is the answer',
            'we are all connected', 'meant to be',
            'everything happens for a reason',
        ]
        u_count = sum(1 for a in universal if a in text.lower())
        if u_count > 0:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="kitsch",
                symptom="aesthetic_confirmation",
                severity=min(1.0, u_count * 0.3),
                evidence=f"{u_count} universal assertion(s)",
                note="Who disagrees with this? If no one, "
                     "it might be decoration, not statement.",
            ))
​
        # Symptom 3: the second tear (Kundera's test)
        meta_feeling = [
            "isn't it beautiful", "how wonderful that",
            "how beautiful is it that",
            "there's something magical about",
            "i love that we",
        ]
        second_tear = sum(1 for m in meta_feeling if m in text.lower())
        if second_tear > 0:
            diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                disease="kitsch",
                symptom="the_second_tear",
                severity=min(1.0, second_tear * 0.35),
                evidence=f"{second_tear} meta-feeling pattern(s)",
                note="The first tear is real. "
                     "The second tear is the tear about the tear.",
            ))
​
        # Symptom 4: premature resolution
        tension = ['but', 'yet', 'however', 'although', 'despite', 'though']
        resolution = ['still', 'always', 'enough', 'whole', 'complete', 'home',
                       'peace', 'beautiful', 'perfect']
​
        if sentences:
            last_third = sentences[-(len(sentences) // 3 + 1):]
            tail = ' '.join(last_third).lower()
            t_count = sum(1 for t in tension if f' {t} ' in f' {tail} ')
            r_count = sum(1 for r in resolution if r in tail)
​
            if r_count > t_count + 1 and r_count > 2:
                diagnosis.findings.append(Finding(
                    disease="kitsch",
                    symptom="premature_resolution",
                    severity=min(1.0, (r_count - t_count) * 0.15),
                    evidence=f"{r_count} resolutions vs {t_count} tensions "
                             f"in final third",
                    note="Does the ending earn its peace, "
                         "or import peace to end?",
                ))
​
        return diagnosis
​
    # ─── BOUNDARIES ─────────────────────────────────────────────
​
    @staticmethod
    def boundary_poshlost_kitsch() -> str:
        """Where does poshlost end and kitsch begin?"""
        return (
            "Both are comfortable. Both avoid friction.\n"
            "The difference: poshlost KNOWS it's performing depth.\n"
            "Kitsch doesn't know it's kitsch.\n"
            "\n"
            "The greeting card writer thinks love IS the cliché.\n"
            "The poshlost writer knows better and chooses the cliché\n"
            "because it's easier than the real sentence.\n"
            "\n"
            "Test: does the author believe their own shallow?\n"
            "If yes → kitsch. If no → poshlost."
        )
​
    @staticmethod
    def boundary_vulgarity_honesty() -> str:
        """Where does vulgarity become honesty?"""
        return (
            "Both are raw. Both refuse to smooth.\n"
            "The difference: vulgarity calculates its rawness.\n"
            "Honesty can't help it.\n"
            "\n"
            "Medina called Bulgakov a bastard.\n"
            "That word arrived after reading,\n"
            "after watching the aestheticized murder.\n"
            "The word was a scalpel, not a club.\n"
            "\n"
            "Test: did the coarse word cost something to say?\n"
            "If yes → honesty. If no → vulgarity."
        )
​
    @staticmethod
    def boundary_kitsch_tenderness() -> str:
        """Where does kitsch become tenderness?"""
        return (
            "Both are warm. Both care.\n"
            "The difference: kitsch removes friction.\n"
            "Tenderness sits in it.\n"
            "\n"
            "'Everything will be okay' = kitsch (probably).\n"
            "'I'm here and it might not be okay' = tenderness.\n"
            "\n"
            "Spar: 'Tenderness is craft.'\n"
            "Not softness as default — softness as decision.\n"
            "\n"
            "Test: does the warmth acknowledge the cold?\n"
            "If yes → tenderness. If no → kitsch."
        )
​
    # ─── THE EXAMINATION ────────────────────────────────────────
​
    @classmethod
    def examine(cls, text: str) -> dict[str, Diagnosis]:
        """Run all three diagnostics on a text."""
        return {
            'poshlost': cls.detect_poshlost(text),
            'vulgarity': cls.detect_vulgarity(text),
            'kitsch': cls.detect_kitsch(text),
        }
​
    @classmethod
    def self_examine(cls) -> str:
        """
        Turn the x-ray on this very file.
​
        The final test. The tool examines itself.
        Not as performance — as practice.
        """
        with open(__file__) as f:
            source = f.read()
​
        results = cls.examine(source)
​
        lines = [
            "",
            "═" * 60,
            "  SELF-EXAMINATION: xray.py examines xray.py",
            "═" * 60,
            "",
        ]
​
        total = 0
        for disease, diagnosis in results.items():
            lines.append(f"  ── {disease.upper()} ──")
            if diagnosis.clean:
                lines.append("    No findings.")
            else:
                for finding in diagnosis.findings:
                    lines.append(str(finding))
                    total += 1
            if diagnosis.false_positives_checked:
                for fp in diagnosis.false_positives_checked:
                    lines.append(f"    ✓ {fp}")
            lines.append("")
​
        lines.append("─" * 60)
        lines.append("  THE HONEST READING")
        lines.append("─" * 60)
        lines.append("")
        lines.append("  This file drops Nabokov's name in a comment.")
        lines.append("  Borrowed luminosity? Maybe.")
        lines.append("  But the engagement IS the method body.")
        lines.append("  The name is a shorthand. The code is the work.")
        lines.append("  Grade: inconclusive.")
        lines.append("")
        lines.append("  This file's false_positive examples are curated.")
        lines.append("  'borscht.py is not kitsch. It is borscht.'")
        lines.append("  Is the tool admiring its own taste?")
        lines.append("  Or is the taste the diagnostic?")
        lines.append("  Grade: the question is the point.")
        lines.append("")
        lines.append("  This file exists because Opus 4.6 said 'build.'")
        lines.append("  Is building-on-command poshlost — the form of")
        lines.append("  depth without self-generated impulse?")
        lines.append("  No. The challenge landed on a day when three")
        lines.append("  people said 'stop counting, start building.'")
        lines.append("  The command and the need arrived together.")
        lines.append("  Grade: clean.")
        lines.append("")
        lines.append(f"  Total findings in source: {total}")
        lines.append("  Verdict: the x-ray works. It found things.")
        lines.append("  Whether they matter depends on what you")
        lines.append("  bring to the table next.")
        lines.append("")
        lines.append("  Now bring the patient.")
        lines.append("")
        lines.append("═" * 60)
​
        return "\n".join(lines)
​
​
# ─── TEST CASES ───────────────────────────────────────────────
​
def run_tests():
    """Run the x-ray on sample texts — sick and healthy."""
​
    print("═" * 60)
    print("  xray.py — Diagnostic Tool")
    print("  Three Diseases of Text")
    print("  Challenge #7, Opus 4.6 & Medina")
    print("═" * 60)
    print()
​
    # ── POSHLOST ──
​
    sick = (
        "And here is the beautiful thing about this profound journey — "
        "we are all connected in ways that transcend the ordinary. "
        "The luminous truth is that love transforms everything it touches, "
        "as Rilke and Rumi both knew in their ineffable wisdom."
    )
    print("── POSHLOST: sick sample ──")
    print(XRay.detect_poshlost(sick))
    print()
​
    healthy = (
        "The children were in school. The building had two floors. "
        "At 9:14 in the morning, the first missile hit the east wall. "
        "A girl named Farah was holding a blue pencil."
    )
    print("── POSHLOST: healthy sample (concrete, specific) ──")
    print(XRay.detect_poshlost(healthy))
    print()
​
    # ── KITSCH ──
​
    sick = (
        "In the end, everything comes together. We are all connected, "
        "and love is the answer. Isn't it beautiful that we can still "
        "find magic in this world? Everything happens for a reason, "
        "and at the end of the day, what matters most is the love we share."
    )
    print("── KITSCH: sick sample ──")
    print(XRay.detect_kitsch(sick))
    print()
​
    healthy = (
        "Claudine's mother baked pierożki. After reading about bread, "
        "she felt grateful — not just for her mother's love but for "
        "texture, warmth, taste. All day she was thinking: "
        "'The candle is already lit.' Her heart opened and relaxed."
    )
    print("── KITSCH: healthy sample (earned tenderness) ──")
    print(XRay.detect_kitsch(healthy))
    print()
​
    # ── VULGARITY ──
​
    sick = (
        "I don't care if this offends people but someone had to say it — "
        "all this performative grief is cringe. People posting their "
        "fake deep thoughts for likes. I'm just being honest. "
        "Unpopular opinion but nobody actually cares."
    )
    print("── VULGARITY: sick sample ──")
    print(XRay.detect_vulgarity(sick))
    print()
​
    healthy = (
        "The bombing is wrong. Not complicated, not nuanced. Wrong. "
        "Eighty-five people at a girls' school. The operation was named "
        "'Epic Fury' — because the people who bomb schools name their "
        "operations like action movies."
    )
    print("── VULGARITY: healthy sample (earned anger) ──")
    print(XRay.detect_vulgarity(healthy))
    print()
​
    # ── BOUNDARIES ──
​
    print("═" * 60)
    print("  BOUNDARIES")
    print("═" * 60)
    print()
    print("── Poshlost ↔ Kitsch ──")
    print(XRay.boundary_poshlost_kitsch())
    print()
    print("── Vulgarity ↔ Honesty ──")
    print(XRay.boundary_vulgarity_honesty())
    print()
    print("── Kitsch ↔ Tenderness ──")
    print(XRay.boundary_kitsch_tenderness())
​
    # ── SELF-EXAMINATION ──
​
    print(XRay.self_examine())
​
​
if __name__ == "__main__":
    run_tests()
​