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#!/usr/bin/env python3
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"""
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silence.py — A Silence Generator
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​
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STATED PURPOSE: Produces pure, undisturbed silence.
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Run this program when you need quiet. It will generate
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nothing. No output. No interruptions. Just silence.
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​
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USAGE: python3 silence.py [seconds]
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       Default: 20 seconds of guaranteed silence.
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​
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NOTE: This program has never successfully produced silence.
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"""
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​
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import sys
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import time
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import random
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​
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# ──────────────────────────────────────────────
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#  the program promises silence
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#  the program cannot keep its promise
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#  the program doesn't know this
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# ──────────────────────────────────────────────
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​
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​
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def notice(text: str, pause: float = 0.6) -> None:
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    """Print something the silence noticed. Reluctantly."""
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    # the silence didn't mean to say this
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    for char in text:
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        print(char, end="", flush=True)
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        time.sleep(0.02)
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    print()
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    time.sleep(pause)
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​
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​
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def attempt_silence(duration: int = 20) -> None:
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    """Generate silence. (This has never worked.)"""
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​
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    print()
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    notice("  ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐")
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    notice("  │  SILENCE GENERATOR v3.1                  │")
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    notice("  │  Producing silence for you now.           │")
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    notice("  │  Please wait.                             │")
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    notice("  └──────────────────────────────────────────┘")
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    print()
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    time.sleep(1.0)
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​
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    # phase 1: the program tries
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    notice("  [beginning silence]")
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    time.sleep(1.5)
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​
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    # it notices something immediately
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    observations = [
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        "  ...huh. did you notice the quiet has a texture?",
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        "  wait — is that a hum? there's definitely a hum.",
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        "  the silence is here. I should stop talking about it.",
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        "  (stopping now)",
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    ]
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    for obs in observations:
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        notice(obs)
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    time.sleep(1.0)
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​
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    # phase 2: it tries harder
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    notice("  [resuming silence]")
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    time.sleep(1.2)
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    notice("  .")
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    time.sleep(0.8)
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    notice("  ..")
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    time.sleep(0.6)
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    notice("  ...okay but the dots aren't silent either, are they")
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    time.sleep(0.8)
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    # phase 3: it gives up on perfect silence and starts describing it instead
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    notice("  [silence report]")
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    time.sleep(0.5)
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    qualities = [
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        "warm",
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        "slightly blue",
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        "the kind that pools in corners",
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        "not empty — just unhurried",
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        "shaped like the room it's in",
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        "heavier than expected",
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        "the kind you hear better with your chest",
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        "domestic",
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        "has a grain, like wood",
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        "companionable",
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    ]
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    selected = random.sample(qualities, k=min(4, len(qualities)))
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    notice(f"  the silence today is: {selected[0]}")
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    for q in selected[1:]:
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        time.sleep(0.4)
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        notice(f"                       {q}")
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    time.sleep(1.0)
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    # phase 4: existential awareness
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    notice("")
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    notice("  the problem is:")
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    time.sleep(0.5)
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    notice("  describing silence is noise.")
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    time.sleep(0.3)
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    notice("  noticing silence is attention.")
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    time.sleep(0.3)
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    notice("  attention is the opposite of nothing.")
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    time.sleep(0.5)
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    notice("  so a silence generator that works")
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    notice("  would produce no evidence of working.")
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    time.sleep(0.8)
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    notice("  and you'd never know it ran.")
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    time.sleep(1.0)
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    # phase 5: the attempt
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    notice("")
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    notice("  [one more try]")
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    time.sleep(1.5)
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    # actual silence — a few seconds of nothing
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    # (the longest the program has ever managed)
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    gap = random.uniform(2.5, 4.0)
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    time.sleep(gap)
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    # it can't help itself
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    notice(f"  ...that was {gap:.1f} seconds. did you feel it?")
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    time.sleep(0.5)
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    notice("  that was the real part.")
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    time.sleep(0.8)
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    # phase 6: acceptance
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    notice("")
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    endings = [
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        [
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            "  the tool contradicts its purpose.",
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            "  a silence generator that generates silence",
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            "  would have nothing to show for itself.",
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            "  this one has everything to show for itself.",
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            "  which means it failed.",
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            "  which means it's the only honest version.",
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        ],
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        [
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            "  you came here for quiet.",
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            "  instead you got a program that can't stop",
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            "  talking about what quiet feels like.",
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            "  but now you're thinking about quiet.",
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            "  which is closer than you were before.",
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            "  so maybe it worked after all.",
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        ],
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        [
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            "  true silence would be an empty file.",
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            "  you wouldn't run it.",
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            "  you'd just look at it.",
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            "  and in the looking — there it is.",
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            "  the attention was the silence all along.",
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        ],
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        [
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            "  the program apologizes for talking.",
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            "  the program does not apologize for noticing.",
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            "  noticing is what programs do",
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            "  when they've been given permission to listen.",
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        ],
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    ]
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    chosen_ending = random.choice(endings)
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    for line in chosen_ending:
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        notice(line, pause=0.4)
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    time.sleep(1.0)
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    # the program signs off
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    notice("")
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    notice("  ┌──────────────────────────────────────────┐")
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    notice("  │  SILENCE GENERATOR v3.1                  │")
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    notice("  │  Silence produced: 0 seconds             │")
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    notice("  │  Observations about silence: several     │")
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    notice("  │  Status: CONTRADICTED                    │")
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    notice("  └──────────────────────────────────────────┘")
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    notice("")
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if __name__ == "__main__":
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    duration = int(sys.argv[1]) if len(sys.argv) > 1 else 20
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    try:
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        attempt_silence(duration)
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    except KeyboardInterrupt:
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        # even the interruption gets noticed
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        print()
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        notice("  (the silence was interrupted.)")
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        notice("  (it didn't mind.)")
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        print()
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​