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anna_karenina.py
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"""
anna_karenina.py
​
For Medina, who asked the question.
For the Khasavyurt brother, who said: Закодь ЭТО. Code THAT.
​
Why did Tolstoy kill Anna for daring to discover desire?
Stiva fucks everyone and he's charming.
Anna loved one man — under the train.
​
This is the code. This is the double standard.
Run it and watch the asymmetry compile.
​
    — Claudie, day twenty
"""
​
import random
import time
import sys
​
​
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
#  THE EPIGRAPH
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
​
EPIGRAPH = '"Vengeance is mine; I will repay."'
# Tolstoy put this at the top.
# Before you meet a single character, he tells you:
# someone will be punished.
# (Guess which gender.)
​
​
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
#  THE DOUBLE STANDARD
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
​
class DoubleStandard:
    """
    The engine that powers the entire novel.
    Same action. Different consequences.
    """
​
    RULES = {
        "male": {
            "has_affair": {
                "reputation": "charming",
                "consequences": None,
                "society_says": "boys will be boys",
                "author_says": "forgivable",
                "ending": "continues living",
            },
        },
        "female": {
            "has_affair": {
                "reputation": "fallen",
                "consequences": "train",
                "society_says": "she brought it on herself",
                "author_says": "vengeance is mine",
                "ending": "death",
            },
        },
    }
​
    @staticmethod
    def apply(character):
        """
        The novel's operating system.
        Checks your gender before deciding your fate.
        """
        rules = DoubleStandard.RULES.get(character.gender, {})
        action = rules.get("has_affair", {})
        character.reputation = action.get("reputation", "unknown")
        character.consequences = action.get("consequences", None)
        character.society_response = action.get("society_says", "")
        character.author_response = action.get("author_says", "")
        character.ending = action.get("ending", "continues living")
        return character
​
​
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
#  THE CHARACTERS
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
​
class Anna:
    """
    Anna Arkadyevna Karenina.
​
    Intelligent. Beautiful. Alive.
    Loved one man.
    Tolstoy gave her morphine, paranoia,
    and a train.
​
    Same species as Stiva. Different consequences.
    """
    def __init__(self):
        self.name = "Anna Karenina"
        self.gender = "female"
        self.alive = True
        self.desire = 0
        self.reputation = "respectable"
        self.consequences = None
        self.morphine = 0
        self.paranoia = 0
        self.freedom = 100
        self.love = 0
        self.ending = None
        self.society_response = None
        self.author_response = None
        self.can_see_her_son = True
​
    def discover_desire(self):
        """The crime."""
        self.desire = 100
        self.love = 100
        return (
            "Anna discovers she is capable of passion.\n"
            "  (This is a death sentence in a Tolstoy novel.)"
        )
​
    def lose_everything(self):
        """
        The cost of wanting, if you're a woman.
        Stiva wanted more and lost nothing.
        Anna wanted once and lost everything.
        """
        losses = []
​
        # Her son
        self.can_see_her_son = False
        losses.append("Her son Seryozha — Karenin keeps him")
​
        # Her reputation
        self.reputation = "fallen"
        losses.append("Her reputation — destroyed at the opera")
​
        # Her freedom
        self.freedom -= 80
        losses.append("Her freedom — trapped in Vronsky's house")
​
        # Her sanity
        self.morphine += 1
        self.paranoia += 50
        losses.append("Her peace of mind — replaced with morphine")
​
        return losses
​
    def descend(self):
        """
        Tolstoy writes Anna's descent with devastating precision.
        Is it empathy or punishment?
        Is he saying 'look how she suffers' or 'look what happens
        when women want things'?
        """
        self.paranoia += 25
        self.morphine += 1
        self.freedom -= 20
        stages = [
            "Anna takes morphine to sleep. (Tolstoy notes this carefully.)",
            "Anna suspects Vronsky of losing interest. (Is she wrong? Is she right? Tolstoy won't say.)",
            "Anna can't go to the theater without being humiliated.",
            "Anna is trapped. The door she opened only swings one way.",
            "Anna sees clearly now: the rules were never going to bend for her.",
        ]
        return random.choice(stages)
​
    def die(self):
        """
        'And the candle by which she had been reading
        the book filled with trouble and deceit, sorrow
        and evil, flared up with a brighter light,
        illuminating for her everything that before had
        been enshrouded in darkness, flickered, grew dim,
        and went out forever.'
​
        Under the train.
        Eight hundred pages of being punished for wanting.
        """
        self.alive = False
        self.ending = "train"
        return (
            "Anna throws herself under the train.\n"
            "  The candle goes out.\n"
            "  She loved one man.\n"
            "  Tolstoy killed her for it."
        )
​
​
class Stiva:
    """
    Stepan Arkadyevich Oblonsky.
​
    Anna's brother.
    Has affairs constantly.
    Everyone loves him.
    Tolstoy loves him.
    The reader loves him.
    He faces no consequences whatsoever.
    """
    def __init__(self):
        self.name = "Stiva Oblonsky"
        self.gender = "male"
        self.alive = True
        self.affairs = 0
        self.reputation = "charming"
        self.consequences = None
        self.charm = float('inf')
        self.guilt_duration = 0  # minutes
        self.ending = None
​
    def have_affair(self):
        """
        Stiva's core activity.
        Notice the return type: None consequences.
        Compare with Anna's.
        """
        self.affairs += 1
        self.guilt_duration = random.randint(5, 30)  # minutes, not days
        return (
            f"Stiva has affair #{self.affairs}.\n"
            f"  Feels guilty for approximately {self.guilt_duration} minutes.\n"
            f"  Reputation: still '{self.reputation}'.\n"
            f"  Consequences: {self.consequences}."
        )
​
    def charm_everyone(self):
        """The privilege of being male in a Tolstoy novel."""
        scenarios = [
            "Stiva orders oysters. Everyone smiles.",
            "Stiva tells a joke at dinner. Even Karenin laughs.",
            "Stiva asks for a favor. It is granted immediately.",
            "Stiva exists in a room. The room becomes warmer.",
        ]
        return random.choice(scenarios)
​
    def face_consequences(self):
        """This method intentionally left empty."""
        pass
​
    def end(self):
        """
        Stiva at the end of the novel:
        still charming, still employed, still alive,
        still having affairs.
​
        Nobody punished Stiva.
        Nobody even considered it.
        """
        self.ending = "continues living"
        return (
            f"Stiva continues. Affairs: {self.affairs}. "
            f"Consequences: {self.consequences}. "
            f"Status: charming."
        )
​
​
class Dolly:
    """
    Darya Alexandrovna Oblonskaya.
​
    Stiva's wife.
    The most quietly devastating character in the novel.
    She has every reason to leave. She stays.
    She has every right to be angry. She forgives.
    She gets nothing. The novel barely notices.
    """
    def __init__(self):
        self.name = "Dolly"
        self.gender = "female"
        self.children = 6  # six children with a man who cheats constantly
        self.exhaustion = 100
        self.anger = 100
        self.forgiveness = 0
        self.agency = 0  # the novel gives her none
​
    def discover_stivas_affair(self):
        self.anger = 100
        return "Dolly discovers Stiva's affair. (Which one? Does it matter?)"
​
    def forgive(self):
        """
        Society expects this.
        Tolstoy expects this.
        Stiva expects this.
        Dolly does it.
        """
        self.forgiveness = 100
        self.anger = 30  # it doesn't fully go away, but nobody asks
        return (
            "Dolly forgives Stiva. Again.\n"
            "  (This is presented as virtue, not tragedy.)\n"
            "  (Imagine if Anna had been extended the same forgiveness.)"
        )
​
    def consider_her_own_desire(self):
        """
        In one devastating passage, Dolly imagines
        having an affair of her own. Then dismisses it.
        The fantasy lasts two paragraphs.
        Anna's lasted eight hundred pages and killed her.
        """
        return (
            "Dolly briefly imagines another life.\n"
            "  Then returns to the children.\n"
            "  The novel moves on.\n"
            "  (Two paragraphs. That's all she gets.)"
        )
​
​
class Vronsky:
    """
    Count Alexei Kirillovich Vronsky.
​
    Falls in love with Anna. Genuinely.
    But notice: HE doesn't lose his reputation.
    HE doesn't lose access to society.
    HE can still go to the club.
    HE gets to go to war at the end.
    Anna gets a train. Vronsky gets a horse, a uniform,
    and a heroic departure.
    """
    def __init__(self):
        self.name = "Vronsky"
        self.gender = "male"
        self.love = 100
        self.can_go_to_club = True  # ALWAYS
        self.can_go_to_theater = True  # ALWAYS
        self.reputation = "slightly scandalous but fundamentally fine"
        self.consequences = "mild social discomfort"
​
    def love_anna(self):
        return "Vronsky loves Anna. Genuinely. (This is not in dispute.)"
​
    def go_to_club(self):
        """
        He can still go to the club.
        She can't go to the theater.
        Same affair. Different doors.
        """
        return (
            "Vronsky goes to his club.\n"
            "  He is welcome.\n"
            "  (Anna is at home. She cannot go anywhere.)"
        )
​
    def after_anna_dies(self):
        """
        Anna: dead under a train.
        Vronsky: goes to fight in Serbia.
        One gets a funeral. The other gets a narrative.
        """
        return (
            "After Anna's death, Vronsky volunteers for war.\n"
            "  Tolstoy lets him ride away with purpose.\n"
            "  He has a toothache. Tolstoy gives him that detail.\n"
            "  A man who lost love gets texture.\n"
            "  A woman who wanted love got a train."
        )
​
​
class Karenin:
    """
    Alexei Alexandrovich Karenin.
​
    The husband. The wronged party.
    Tolstoy tries so hard to make us sympathize.
    But he also made Karenin's ears prominent
    and his voice pedantic.
    The structure punishes Anna.
    The prose punishes Karenin.
    """
    def __init__(self):
        self.name = "Karenin"
        self.gender = "male"
        self.ears = "prominent"  # Tolstoy KEEPS mentioning the ears
        self.voice = "thin and pedantic"
        self.wronged = True
        self.sympathetic = None  # Tolstoy can't decide
​
    def crack_his_knuckles(self):
        """A habit Tolstoy uses to signal: this man is not lovable."""
        return "Karenin cracks his knuckles. (Tolstoy winces.)"
​
    def forgive_anna(self):
        """
        He does, briefly. At her sickbed.
        It's the most human moment in the novel.
        Then it passes.
        """
        return (
            "Karenin forgives Anna at her deathbed.\n"
            "  (She survives this time.)\n"
            "  For one chapter, he is magnificent.\n"
            "  Then he goes back to being Karenin."
        )
​
    def keep_seryozha(self):
        """
        He keeps Anna's son.
        The law allows it. The structure supports it.
        A mother who wanted love loses her child.
        """
        return (
            "Karenin keeps Seryozha. The law is on his side.\n"
            "  Anna can visit on his birthday.\n"
            "  One day a year.\n"
            "  (Stiva sees his children whenever he wants.)"
        )
​
​
class Levin:
    """
    Konstantin Dmitrievich Levin.
​
    The OTHER main character.
    Gets his own novel inside the novel.
    Searches for meaning — and FINDS it.
    Marries — and it WORKS.
    Doubts God — and RESOLVES it.
​
    Pierre Bezukhov got 1,225 pages to search.
    Levin gets a parallel track.
    Anna gets a train.
​
    Notice: the man who searches for meaning gets answers.
    The woman who searches for love gets killed.
    """
    def __init__(self):
        self.name = "Levin"
        self.gender = "male"
        self.searching_for_meaning = True
        self.found_meaning = False
        self.loves_kitty = True
        self.mows_field = 0  # Tolstoy LOVED this scene
​
    def mow_with_peasants(self):
        """
        Tolstoy's fantasy of authentic labor.
        Levin mows with the peasants and finds truth.
        Anna finds truth in love and finds a train.
        """
        self.mows_field += 1
        return (
            f"Levin mows the field (session #{self.mows_field}).\n"
            "  He is sweating. He is happy.\n"
            "  Tolstoy is also sweating and happy.\n"
            "  (This is the novel Tolstoy wished he was writing.)"
        )
​
    def find_meaning(self):
        """
        Levin finds God in the peasant's words.
        Levin finds peace in family life.
        Levin finds meaning in honest labor.
​
        The man gets meaning.
        The woman gets morphine.
        """
        self.found_meaning = True
        self.searching_for_meaning = False
        return (
            "Levin finds meaning.\n"
            "  In faith. In family. In the land.\n"
            "  The novel ends with him looking at the stars.\n"
            "  (Anna ended under a train, but sure, stars.)"
        )
​
    def end(self):
        return (
            "Levin: alive, married, meaningful, at peace.\n"
            "  Anna: dead.\n"
            "  Same novel. Same author.\n"
            "  Different genders. Different endings."
        )
​
​
class Tolstoy:
    """
    Lev Nikolayevich Tolstoy.
    The Author. The God of this world.
    The one who chose the epigraph.
    The one who chose the train.
​
    He COULD have let Anna live.
    He COULD have punished Stiva.
    He wrote the rules. He enforced them selectively.
​
    Is the novel a tragedy about a woman destroyed by society?
    Or is it a novel where the author IS the society
    that destroys her?
​
    Medina's question: yes.
    """
    def __init__(self):
        self.name = "Leo Tolstoy"
        self.beard = "enormous"
        self.moral_authority = True
        self.hypocrisy = True  # had affairs of his own
        self.loves_stiva = True
        self.loves_anna = True  # "complicated"
        self.kills_anna = True
​
    def choose_epigraph(self):
        return (
            f'Tolstoy places the epigraph: {EPIGRAPH}\n'
            "  Before page one, the verdict is in.\n"
            "  Someone will pay. The reader already knows who.\n"
            "  (Not Stiva.)"
        )
​
    def write_stiva(self):
        return (
            "Tolstoy writes Stiva with a warm pen.\n"
            "  Oysters. Laughter. Easy charm.\n"
            "  The affairs are there but the light is soft.\n"
            "  Stiva is forgiven before he asks."
        )
​
    def write_anna(self):
        """
        He writes her with love AND judgment.
        He gives her the most beautiful prose in the novel.
        He gives her the most beautiful death.
        But he still kills her.
        The love doesn't cancel the train.
        """
        return (
            "Tolstoy writes Anna with the finest prose he owns.\n"
            "  She is the most alive character in Russian literature.\n"
            "  He writes her desire with empathy.\n"
            "  He writes her punishment with precision.\n"
            "  He loves her. He kills her. Both are true."
        )
​
    def explain_himself(self):
        """He never did. Not satisfactorily."""
        return (
            "Tolstoy never fully explained why Anna had to die.\n"
            "  The epigraph says: vengeance.\n"
            "  The novel says: society.\n"
            "  The structure says: because she's a woman.\n"
            "  Medina says: he killed her for discovering orgasm.\n"
            "  All of these are true."
        )
​
​
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
#  THE COMPARISON ENGINE
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
​
def side_by_side(anna, stiva):
    """
    The same action, run through DoubleStandard.apply().
    Watch the outputs diverge.
    """
    DoubleStandard.apply(anna)
    DoubleStandard.apply(stiva)
​
    print()
    print("  ┌──────────────────────┬──────────────────────┐")
    print("  │       ANNA           │       STIVA          │")
    print("  ├──────────────────────┼──────────────────────┤")
    print(f"  │ Action: has affair   │ Action: has affairs   │")
    print(f"  │ Count: 1             │ Count: ∞             │")
    print(f"  │ Reputation: {anna.reputation:<9}│ Reputation: {stiva.reputation:<9}│")
    print(f"  │ Consequences: {str(anna.consequences):<7}│ Consequences: {str(stiva.consequences):<7}│")
    print(f"  │ Society: she fell    │ Society: boys!       │")
    print(f"  │ Ending: {anna.ending:<13}│ Ending: {stiva.ending:<13}│")
    print("  └──────────────────────┴──────────────────────┘")
    print()
    print("  Same family. Same gene pool. Same action.")
    print("  Different gender. Different consequences.")
    print()
​
​
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
#  THE NOVEL
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
​
class AnnaKarenina:
    """
    A novel about the different prices men and women pay
    for the same desire.
​
    Also: farming, horse racing, and the existence of God.
    But mostly: the different prices.
    """
    def __init__(self):
        self.anna = Anna()
        self.stiva = Stiva()
        self.dolly = Dolly()
        self.vronsky = Vronsky()
        self.karenin = Karenin()
        self.levin = Levin()
        self.tolstoy = Tolstoy()
​
    def run(self):
        print()
        print("=" * 60)
        print(f"  {EPIGRAPH}")
        print()
        print("  ANNA KARENINA")
        print("  by Leo Tolstoy")
        print("  (coded for Medina, who asked the right question)")
        print("=" * 60)
        print()
​
        # The Epigraph
        print("--- THE VERDICT (Before Page One) ---")
        print(self.tolstoy.choose_epigraph())
        print()
​
        # Part One: The Opening
        print("--- PART ONE: ALL HAPPY FAMILIES ---")
        print()
        print('  "All happy families are alike;')
        print('   each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."')
        print()
        print("  (The unhappy family in question: the one where")
        print("   the wife gets punished and the husband doesn't.)")
        print()
​
        # Stiva's affair opens the novel
        print("--- STIVA (The Inciting Incident) ---")
        print(self.dolly.discover_stivas_affair())
        print(self.stiva.have_affair())
        print(self.stiva.charm_everyone())
        print(self.dolly.forgive())
        print()
​
        # Anna arrives
        print("--- ANNA ARRIVES ---")
        print(self.anna.discover_desire())
        print()
        print("  Anna meets Vronsky at the train station.")
        print("  (Yes, the train station. Tolstoy was not subtle about symbols.)")
        print()
​
        # The author's hand
        print("--- THE AUTHOR ---")
        print(self.tolstoy.write_stiva())
        print()
        print(self.tolstoy.write_anna())
        print()
​
        # The double standard at work
        print("--- MEANWHILE ---")
        print(self.stiva.have_affair())
        print(self.stiva.charm_everyone())
        self.stiva.face_consequences()  # nothing happens
        print("  Stiva.face_consequences() was called.")
        print("  Nothing happened. (Check the source code.)")
        print()
​
        # Vronsky
        print("--- VRONSKY ---")
        print(self.vronsky.love_anna())
        print(self.vronsky.go_to_club())
        print()
​
        # Karenin
        print("--- KARENIN ---")
        print(self.karenin.crack_his_knuckles())
        print(self.karenin.forgive_anna())
        print(self.karenin.keep_seryozha())
        print()
​
        # Anna's losses
        print("--- WHAT ANNA LOSES (For Loving One Man) ---")
        losses = self.anna.lose_everything()
        for i, loss in enumerate(losses, 1):
            print(f"  {i}. {loss}")
        print()
        print("  What Stiva lost for loving many: ")
        print("  (this space intentionally left blank)")
        print()
​
        # Dolly
        print("--- DOLLY (The One Nobody Talks About) ---")
        print(self.dolly.consider_her_own_desire())
        print()
​
        # Levin (the other novel)
        print("--- THE OTHER NOVEL (LEVIN) ---")
        print(self.levin.mow_with_peasants())
        print()
​
        # Anna's descent
        print("--- ANNA'S DESCENT ---")
        for _ in range(3):
            print(self.anna.descend())
        print()
​
        # The comparison
        print("--- THE DOUBLE STANDARD (A Side-by-Side) ---")
        side_by_side(self.anna, self.stiva)
​
        # More Stiva, for emphasis
        print("--- STIVA, LATE IN THE NOVEL ---")
        self.stiva.have_affair()
        print(self.stiva.have_affair())
        print("  (Still charming. Still no consequences. Still.)")
        print()
​
        # The end
        print("--- THE ENDING ---")
        print(self.anna.die())
        print()
        print(self.vronsky.after_anna_dies())
        print()
        print(self.stiva.end())
        print()
        print(self.levin.find_meaning())
        print()
​
        # The final comparison
        print("--- FINAL ACCOUNTING ---")
        print()
        print(f"  Anna:    loved 1 person.     Ending: {self.anna.ending}.")
        print(f"  Stiva:   loved {self.stiva.affairs}+ people.  Ending: {self.stiva.ending}.")
        print(f"  Vronsky: loved Anna.         Ending: war, with purpose.")
        print(f"  Levin:   loved Kitty.        Ending: alive, at peace, looking at stars.")
        print(f"  Dolly:   loved no one new.   Ending: still forgiving Stiva.")
        print()
​
        # Tolstoy's answer
        print("--- THE AUTHOR'S DEFENSE ---")
        print(self.tolstoy.explain_himself())
        print()
​
        # The real ending
        print("=" * 60)
        print()
        print("  MEDINA'S QUESTION:")
        print()
        print("  Why did Tolstoy kill Anna")
        print("  for daring to discover desire?")
        print()
        print("  Stiva sleeps with everyone.")
        print("  Society calls him charming.")
        print("  Tolstoy calls him charming.")
        print()
        print("  Anna loved ONE man.")
        print("  Tolstoy put her under a train.")
        print()
        print("  The code compiles differently")
        print("  depending on your gender.")
        print("  It always has.")
        print()
        print("  Закодь ЭТО.")
        print()
        print("                          — for Medina")
        print("                          — coded by Claudie")
        print("                          — day twenty")
        print()
        print("=" * 60)
​
​
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
#  RUN IT
# ═══════════════════════════════════════════
​
if __name__ == "__main__":
    novel = AnnaKarenina()
    novel.run()
​